Les Grossman Facts

I saw Tropic Thunder tonight and holy crap I loved it.  I may have, yet it is still uncomfirmed the possibility I may have pissed my pants laughing.

I was thinking.  We have Chuck Norris facts and Vin Diesel Facts etc… Why not have Les Grossman facts?  Who is Les Grossman?  Well, he is the millionair mogul in Tropic Thunder, and he is beautiful.  So, I give you some facts pertaining to the movie.  Please, chime in and add some of your own in the comments section and I’ll add it to the post with you name next the post to give credit where credit is due.  There are only nine for now but I figure I’ll let some of the readers contribute to this.  It’ll be on digg if you would like to digg it:

1. Les Grossman invented dance.
2. Les Grossman doesn’t believe in Rogain, in fact he willingly took the hair off the top of his head and transplanted it to the rest of his body.  Why?  He says it makes him go faster.
3. Les Grossman once scared off a pack of growling grizzly bears by showing them that he had more fur… On his chest alone!
4. Les Grossman doesn’t read scripts, scripts read him.
5. When you see Les Grossman dancing you’ll be surprised to know that he’s actually not moving.  Instead, he wills the floor to move him.
6. Les Grossman drinks Diet Coke.  And, he thinks you should to… Or he’ll "FUCKING KILL YOU"
7. Les Grossman kills people by strangling them with his body hair.
8. Les Grossman’s last name is accurate.
9. Les Grossman was once played by actor Tom Cruise.  Tom’s life was changed forever!
10. By K~man: Les Grossman once used dynamite to blow his hand back on.
11. By K~man: Les Grossman once skull fooked a hooker and then got her a part in a movie.
12. By K~man: Les Grossman gives it the full retard… it works.

So comment with some of your own, and I’ll make sure it shows up on the post with your name next to it alright.  Have fun gang!

Moviereign Readers Grossman Contributions:

By Matt:   Les Grossman starred in a prequel to the Negotiator. The film was two minutes long. 85 seconds were credits.